If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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