YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i wish my penis had a tongue
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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