I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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