I need help removing her.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Hippo gnu deer
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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