How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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