I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
It's just like the Real World with babies
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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