Is it normal to miss your booty call?
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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