i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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