I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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