Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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