is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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