OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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