Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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