return my video game
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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