That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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