She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Randomize
