I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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