her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I supernannyed him into submission
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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