that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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