At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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