What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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