so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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