it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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