My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Randomize
