I can tuck mytits in my pants
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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