she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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