I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
