Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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