you win again, gameday.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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