Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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