what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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