who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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