apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
