so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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