you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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