There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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