May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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