Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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