Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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