I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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