I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Randomize
