I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
This house was built for laser tag.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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