Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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