It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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