I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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