I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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