what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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