sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize