I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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