Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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