Do vagina's smell?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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