i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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