she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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