It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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