Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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